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Kidz, God loves you! Today, lets talk about a fun story from the long long ago!
Once upon a time there was a beautiful girl named Dinah! She was the daughter of a very important man of God named Israel, the guy who made Moses and all of them! YAY!!
Anyway Dinah was out walking and then, all the sudden the prince of the area, Prince Shechem, saw her and he ripped off her clothes to wrestle with her to try to make babies. Oh no! He isn't saved like Dinah! Once he was done wrestling, having beat Dinah he wanted to marry her since he had so much fun!
(Genesis 34:2-3)
So Prince Schechem went to his father, King Hamor, and told his him, "I adult wrestled with this really hot girl to make her have babies! I want to marry her!"
(Genesis 34:2-4)
Later though Dinah's father, Israel heard that she adult wrestled with Prince Shechem when she didn't want to! He was all mad and told his sons. They got all mad too! So King Hamor and Prince Shechem came to where Israel and his family lived.
King Hamor told them, "Shechem thinks Dinah is hot. My people and your family could all get together and intermarry and live happily ever after! You can live with us and share everything we have like good friends."
Then Prince Schechem said, "Yeah! You can all live with us and share everything we all have!"
(Genesis 34:5-12)
The sons of Israel were not happy though. They felt unhappy and told King Hamor and Prince Shechem, "No way dude! You guys aren't circumcised and stuff! That makes you look stupid and gay! If you get circumcised though we can all be friends though and live together peacefully and share everything. If you don't want to though, we are leaving since you will all be gay!"
So King Hamor and Prince Shechem went to their kingdom and told their people what happened. Everyone thought it was a neat-o idea to get circumcised and be friends with all of Israel and his family. So they all got circumcised and were in pain for three days!! Ouchy!!
(Genesis 34:13-24)
Simeon and Levi, two of Israel's sons knew though that their plan had worked. You see, they tricked them into getting weak since they circumcised themselves and all the men were in a lot of pain. Simeon and Levi had their swords and Liberated the people! All the men were scattered everywhere in a bloody heap including King Hamor and Prince Shechem. Simeon and Levi rescued their sister, Dinah from their Evil clutches and they all went died and went to Hell!! YAY!!
(Genesis 34:25-26)
They took all their animals, money, jewelry, women and children (since having slaves is A-Okay with God!), land, and food! It was all theirs and lived happily ever after!
(Genesis 34:27-29)
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